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A Female Orgasm Lasting Over 40 Seconds Is Known As A Status Orgasmus — One Of 80 Seconds, Magic.

The average duration of a SINGLE female orgasm is around 20 seconds.

There are two key words to be considered here ‘average’ and ‘single’. Of course ‘average’ means, by definition, that there will be those that are longer and those that are shorter. So if YOU, as a female, feel that 20 seconds is nowhere close, remember that it could be this ‘average’ thing. And then even more crucially the average 20 seconds is for a SINGLE female orgasm — and that, quite literally, is the rub (or the nub). Some women can have (what I like to refer to as) Cascading Orgasms. A series of closely-spaced orgasms — bang, bang, bang. Yes, it is a form of multiorgasm. If you want to get real technical the difference being that with Cascading Orgasm the arousal level between orgasms don’t drop too much. If you ‘graph it’ the arousal level stays high with all these ‘little’ orgasmic peaks spiking up. With more traditional multiorgasms you get much more of the peaks-and-valleys — the peaks spaced much further apart.

Anywho, a SINGLE female approaching a minute in duration is called, officially, a STATUS ORGASMUS. Honest. I don’t make this stuff up. Actually I talked about Status Orgasmus, at length, as #27 in my “Orgasms: 101 Facts & Trivia” book. Here is a small snippet. You can get a FREE Preview at Amazon — plus the eBook is kind of affordable at 99 cents.


Item # 27 of 101 from  Orgasms 101 Facts & Trivia by Anura Guruge at Amazon.
Item # 27 of 101 from “Orgasms: 101 Facts & Trivia”

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Click to access the “Solo Touch” story.

So I found this story, published on June 12, 2015, on the masturbation-specific site “Solo Touch” fascinating. One minute, 20 seconds. 80 seconds. IF that was a SINGLE orgasm that would be a record. BRAVO.


Bustle’s “Orgasm Every Day For A Month” Pledge Does NOT Go Far ENOUGH!

Why just for a MONTH? You would, whether female or male, strive to AVERAGE an orgasm a day for every day of your adult life. Period. Orgasm every day just for a month? What nonsense. That is for sissies NOT for real women or real men.

Take the pledge.
BUT not for a month, but for the REST of your life.



Here is what I say in terms of my 5 orgasm precepts in my new book “Orgasms: 101 Facts & Trivia“.

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I have talked about this so many times. An orgasm a day is SO good for you. Check out this post, from May 2015, which talks about how in the case of men, an orgasm a day, really will reduce your prostate cancer risks.

I even made you folks a table as to what you need to do to achieve your ORGASM A DAY LIFETIME AVERAGE.


Here is the meaningless BUSTLE pledge.

You PLEDGE with ME — FOR LIFE, not for a MONTH. OK?

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Click to access Bustle’s puny pledge for sissies.


Women Fake Orgasms …, Men Fake Relationships To Have Orgasms.

Saw this on a fridge magnet on eBay.

Click to ENLARGE and view. Not sure if it is still on eBay.

It says, quite insightfully:

“Women fake orgasms to have relationships,
men fake relationships to have orgasms”

I think most of us, even men, can relate to that, even if we have to grimace doing so.

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eBay even had a mug with the same message

Click to ENLARGE and enjoy. Not sure if it is still there on eBay.

Also check out these posts on this blog:

How Do Men Fake An Orgasm?

12 Reasons Females Fake Orgasms — Per ‘Bustle’.


Sex At 7 am In The Morning, Thanks To A Surge In Hormones, Facilitates Orgasms.

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Click to access May 28, 2015, U.K. “Daily Mail” article.

Those that have done it, and I hope everybody has had a chance at morning — “wake up, roll over and get cracking” — sex, will readily admit that there is nothing like it to set you up for the day. It is nature’s way of making sure that you will have a smile on your face for the rest of the day. IF you have never done it, you should definitely try it. IF you can do it TWICE. Set the early clock 30 minutes ahead — if you have to. You will NOT regret it.

Lunchtime sex, if you can swing it, is also very good. Lets face it, unless you get some morning sex in how are you going to manage 5 (or more) orgasms in a day?